Saturday, December 17, 2005

Narnia

What a rubbish film! Totally unrealistic.

I await the next Dan Brown book that is sure to uncover Aslan as the father of the Pevensey sisters' half-human/half-lion offspring.

5 comments:

Anonymous said...

I liked the fact that all the children in the film seemed to think the art of acting is simply to turn your head sharply and exhale air.


Bloody upper middle class toss.

I hate the fact that I loved the books as a kid.

Anonymous said...

I was quite gutted.

Good things:
The Snow
The Beavers
Mr Tumnus (who I found strangely attractive)

Bad Things:
Everything else. Especially that fucking witch (bad bad bad casting) and Liam Neeson doing the voice of Aslan.

Rubbish!

Anonymous said...

I'm really glad I didn't ike the books. That way I can't be disappointed.

Anonymous said...

I like the fact that in a film filled with talking animals and trees, a witch and a whole world inside a wardrobe, my brother thought the most unrealistic thing about it was "children fighting with swords"

I thought it was quite good. Probably becuase I love the books so much. I'm quite sure that if I saw the TV series again, now, I'd be greatly dissapointed though.

Anonymous said...

but there is no blood shed. that put me off slighty.