The invisible flatmate here. She's really gone eh? Is there someone else moving in, or has moussegate caused her to thelma and louise it? I'd better check my sardines and out of date choccies haven't been lifted....
Hi Paul! As far as I can see she's just legged it! There's a card for us saying 'bye and here's the key'.I'm pretty sure she's entirely oblivious to moussegate though.
I haven't checked, but I'm pretty sure the liqueur chocolates are intact!
Maybe she's been called away to a pilgrimage, or maybe she's up the duff without touching a penis, and is therefore convinced God is punishing her (see: Mermaids with Winona Ryder).
i find that very hard to understand...but saying that the only person who steals my food is my mother, imagine my shock when i found out she had had a slice of my pizza and my go ahead snacks,all in one go as well! I sometimes wonder whether this pain is worth a rent-free living.
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The invisible flatmate here. She's really gone eh? Is there someone else moving in, or has moussegate caused her to thelma and louise it? I'd better check my sardines and out of date choccies haven't been lifted....
Hi Paul!
As far as I can see she's just legged it! There's a card for us saying 'bye and here's the key'.I'm pretty sure she's entirely oblivious to moussegate though.
I haven't checked, but I'm pretty sure the liqueur chocolates are intact!
Worst pair of alibis ever.
Who did the chopping up and who did the putting into lime baths?
I've got Helen pegged as a chopper.
I'm not sure what exactly would our motives be.
Although she has left some decent bacon and a big, pink Thai cook-book.
...I call shotgun on the bacon
Was she the religious one?
Maybe she's been called away to a pilgrimage, or maybe she's up the duff without touching a penis, and is therefore convinced God is punishing her (see: Mermaids with Winona Ryder).
Just a thought.
i find that very hard to understand...but saying that the only person who steals my food is my mother, imagine my shock when i found out she had had a slice of my pizza and my go ahead snacks,all in one go as well! I sometimes wonder whether this pain is worth a rent-free living.
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