Friday, March 17, 2006

Statistics! I love 'em!

I love the statistics because they let me know where I stand in the world.

I am second best at wanting to be brilliant

I am second best at crabsticks

I am fifth best at abused socks

I am ninth best at having "10 reasons to love"

I am eleventh best at "funny adjectives"

(Edited to say: only hours later I am no good at all at having "10 reasons to love" and have slumped to the 23rd best at "funny adjectives". Sob.)

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

You seem to have been disqualified by google for being naughty.

HP said...

Oh, I know. It's just the first one that doesn't work isn't it? I should remove it but I'm too lazy. Plus, it would make you a man who doesn't make sense. And I wouldn't want that.