Hair egg!

Oh! I nearly forgot! I saw a massive egg made out of human hair (well, it looked very much like human hair and, after all, who would make a massive egg out of dog hair?) in the street this week. It was huge! The sort of size I imagine a huge goose egg would be, or an easter egg (but just a cheap, Cadburys Buttons one, not a £24 Lindt one - the Lindt one would also be a bad example because it would be in the shape of a massive bunny - and the hair was definitely ovoid). I tried to take a picture of it, but every time I got near someone came out of the house it was sitting outside and sort of lingered about in a way that made me unsure about whether it was Granny's sacred hair-egg or something. I didn't want to commit a grave hair-egg faux pas so I was unable to capture it for your astonishment. I was doubly upset about that because someone had been kind enough to leave an empty can of Carling next to it, offering a perfect illustration of its scale.